Director Michael Lucas’ fascination with Israel pays off wonderfully in a urine-themed movie, “Piss Gods,” where the models live up to the title’s two words. They all seem to love piss, and there are literally gallons of it coming from everyone, and, yes, they are all gods. A more glamorous cast, of mostly Israelis, with some Latin guys and Mr. Lucas himself tossed in, would be hard to find. Glistening, you might call them, since when drenched in piss, they all glow. All adjectives that can be applied to astral stars can be applied to the movie’s star, Jonathan Agassi, who, in scene after scene, shows himself to be a peerless performer. Jonathan Agassi watches the men go by, propped up on the sidewalk and for sure he wants Martin Passoli, whom he follows into a sex shop. There, the rugged hairy Jonathan starts pissing in lean goateed Martin’s mouth, then kissing him to get the full taste himself. He then has Martin crouch on all-fours and pisses all over his ass and back, all of which he licks too. The pissing may be the focus, but it’s a fine rimjob too. Martin then sucks Jonathan’s cock, but Jonathan is way too desirous of his ass, so he starts fingering it along with more rimming. By the time Jonathan fucks Martin, the two are super ready. Martin takes a hearty fuck, stopping to lick around Jonathan’s body and to let Jonathan deep-throat his gorgeous dick. He then sits on Jonathan’s pecker and rides, with Jonathan neatly thrusting from below. Jonathan is ready to piss again, so he aims for Martin’s mouth, dousing it and Martin’s chest with an unending stream. Jonathan blows Martin until the latter cums down his throat and then hardworking Jonathan is finally able to release something other than urine for Martin to lick up and swallow. Like everyone, Jonathan has to pee after blowing a load, so he aims it at an upside down Martin’s asshole, where he can lick it out!
Hulking hottie Carlos Caballero takes shaved-headed Menash Ben-David into a sex shop where they take a pair of booths. Carlos puts his dick through the glory hole and pees all over Menash as the latter has his own stream. Menash then gets close to Carlos’ cock and lets the piss go right into his mouth, spitting it out all over Carlo’s dick (which he then sucks). Menash is actually quite a good sucker, able to take all of Carlos’ ample piece. Carlos blows Menash as well, but Menash has a more manageable dick, and they instead race off to more tandem pissing, both aiming their arcs at Menash’s mouth. There’s a beautiful hairy hole around the other side of Menash, and Carlos has more fun giving Menash a combo rimming and sucking than anything else in the scene. Carlos takes a quick moment to fuck Menash, halting for more dual pissing, and then returns to the fuck. Loving his liquids, he spits on Menash as he’s plowing him. Menash must have had a lot of liquid before the shoot, because he pees again, sucking Carlos, and then nibbles at Carlos’ balls to make his top cum. Carlos kisses the cum off Menash’s tongue and then pees on Menash for the last time.
Against a picturesque Israeli sunset (shot along with “Inside Israel”), our urine-lovin’ Jonathan Agassi kneels before brunet hunk Bruno Jones and contorts his body so it’s covered in piss, though he likes most of it in his mouth so he can spit it out in giant rivulets that also cascade down his torso. He can reach his mouth with his own piss stream, the prettiest of sights with the darkening background.
Can’t get enough of Jonathan? I know I can’t. This insatiable lustbucket is a perfect performer. He’s next paired with gorgeous Sasha Dov, as handsome a man as they make. Jonathan starts the scene with his legs wide apart. He has a bottle of beer that he and Sasha share, mostly to wet his waiting asshole. The old chestnut of the beer bottle scene is given the freshest and sexiest airing in recent memory. Sasha is careful to leave enough beer in there to keep drinking and littering all over Jonathan’s body, but the main action with the bottle comes as he fucks Jonathan with it. Jonathan can clearly take more than just the neck of the bottle, so Sasha blows him while fucking him to keep Jonathan all a-tingle. The whole effect is absolutely perfect. Sasha then pisses on Jonathan, mostly his mouth. Sasha kisses that urine-tasting mouth and then blows Jonathan’s fat cock eagerly. Muscular Sasha is quite an avid sucker. So is Jonathan, of course, and he has no problem downing Sasha. They are ideal in a 69, Jonathan wowing with a deep-throat and then moving to Sasha’s fuzzy butt with his tongue and fingers. Sasha has the kind of ripe rump that looks best crammed with a face, but of course it’s even more welcoming to cock, and Jonathan fucks Sasha with venom. Catch the position where Jonathan is crouched over Sasha, his foot on Sasha’s face, turning his body around without ever leaving Sasha’s butt. It’s genius. Jonathan is still working overtime when Sasha rides him, because he grinds from below, at least until Sasha is ready to dump cum on Jonathan’s abs. Jonathan then blasts all over Sasha’s waiting mouth.
The cave scene from “Inside Israel” also yields a short piss vignette for Michael Lucas and Argentine superstar Max Schutler. Radiant Max kneels at Michael’s cock and gets soaked in a stream of piss that Michael knowingly spreads all over Max’s tight body. It only lasts a moment, but it’s lovely.
From there, it’s back to the antics of Jonathan Agassi, now paired with Lavi Yacov, another handsome dark-featured Israeli. He has one of the strongest streams of piss to be found in this movie. He has enough pressure to water a garden! After coating Jonathan’s chest and mouth in urine, Lavi aims his never-ending stream at Jonathan’s hole. As usual, Jonathan is in control, so he alternates between taking it to the ass and to his tongue by rolling this way and that. Lavi has an enormous dick, hard even when he’s peeing on Jonathan, and no hard cock goes unsucked by our resolute Jonathan. He gulps with such authority. Jonathan takes a moment to relax so Lavi can rim him, but he’s soon back chomping down on Lavi’s dick. He just can’t handle inactivity. Even when they start fucking, it’s Jonathan who guides his ass down Lavi’s cock, though Lavi soon takes off with towering speed and hammers Jonathan with the brutality Jonathan so cherishes. Lavi fucks an upside-down Jonathan, who takes advantage of the position to aim his own cum shot towards his mouth while Lavi is raging around his ass. A facial on Jonathan’s wanting mug is a wonderful ending shot for the scene.
Hard-bodied Martin Passoli is sitting in a tub, soon doused in urine courtesy of Baptiste Bremont. After getting soaked, Martin blows Baptise, hungry eyes looking up at Baptise, begging for more (sorry, Martin, not this time).
In a tiled room, Ron Atias, a tanned cutie with bushy brows and a hairy chest, gets pissed on by Guy Ronen. Long-lashed Ron seems somewhat ambivalent about the urine, alternately thirsty and afraid from moment to moment, but he does let Guy pee in his mouth a bit and has no problem sucking Guy in the middle of the session. He seems far more comfortable when the two retire to a bedroom where reedy pale Guy is fully hard and ready to accept a more traditional sucking. Ron works hard to please the long dick, nearly getting all the way down at times. Though the two lack the chemistry of the other pairings, Guy seems content fucking Ron, though again, Ron seems less than comfortable. He does take a deep fuck, but it’s very carefully played. They work best missionary, where Guy has a little more power, but Ron cums quickly in this position and then Guy pulls out to finish.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; interviews; trailers (”Inside Israel,” “The Michael Lucas Collection,” “Obsession,” “Paris Playboys,” “Israeli Auditions,” “Revenge,” “Feet Extreme!,” “Men of Israel,” “Auditions ” titles, “Cock Cribs,” “Piss Sluts!,” “Lost Diary of Giovanni,” “Wall Street,” “Cum!,” “Entrapment,” “The Ben Andrews Collection,” “South Beach Seductions,” “Feet!,” “Cockstalker,” “A Knight with Wilfried,” “Michael Does Russia,” “Return to Fire Island,” “Piss!,” “Flip This,” “Farts!,” “Brothers Reunion,” The Chad Hunt Collection,” “Thirsty!,” “Pounding the Pavement,” “Swallow!” “Flatiron Fuckers,” “Rapture Inn,” “Juvie Boys Part 2,” “Cruising Budapest,” “Gigolo,” Inside Prague,” “The Intern,” “Welcome to Paradise,” “Burning Desire,” “The Bigger the Better,” “Uncut Cock Pool Party,” “On the Job,” “La Dolce Vita,” “More Dangerous,” “Uncut Cock Sex Club,” “Filming Bruce Beckham,” “Flash Point,” “Barcelona Nights,” “The Point of No Return,” “Fire Island Cruising 7-8,” “The Heat of the Moment,” “Straight to Prague,” “Dangerous Liaisons,” “Manhattan Heat,” “Lost,” “Juvie Boys” and “The Wilson Vasquez Collection”); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***
