Director Andrew Rosen's love letter to seedy sex is called "The Trap" (2009), but it sure as hell seems like the best of places to me. Somewhere underground is a labyrinth of fulsome depravity, with toys, machines, dog boys and the most passionate of piggy sex. That doesn't sound like a bad place, does it? Okay, maybe if the guys in the movie have other places to be, or maybe if a viewer wasn't planning on getting sucked into its meaty thrilling scenes. The former certainly isn't the case, and I'm proof of one viewer who can't resist. The action starts on the street, with gorgeous shaved-headed Junior Stellano, a massive specimen of hunkiness, following craggy intense giant Bruno Bond down the street. Junior definitely wants Bruno, and the latter knows it. Bruno leads him along ... underneath the street! With a nod of his head, he commands Junior to follow, so down the man hole Junior goes. He didn't read this one wrong, for Bruno is naked when Junior finds him, and Bruno quickly gets Junior out of his clothes. These two strapping giants make a superbly heated pair. Junior, sporting a unique look with perfectly trimmed facial hair, hair on his chest and a swarm of tattoos, looks sexier than imaginable just standing up and letting Bruno blow him. Bruno, also with just the right amount of hair everywhere, is an ace sucker, full of juicy fun. Hard the whole time he blows Junior, he's rewarded with an excellent return suck as he stretches out across the set and has his upward-curving dick orally massaged. Junior actually gets better as he goes on, with more spit and more helping hand along the way. Junior slams his face up into Bruno's fuzzy butt, spitting big as he wets the ass with a forceful tongue. Bruno aims a cum-shot to Junior's pecs and then Junior spews. Barely able to speak due to their heavy breathing, the guys both admit they have to get going, but then Bruno invites Junior to go "further down ... there's a lot more!" Indeed there is. Junior goes deeper into the city bowels to find a maze of lights and rooms. He is first transfixed by Antonio Biaggi, amusing himself with a pump. As he wields the squeaky toy, his dick and balls grow to insane proportions. Bald-pated Antonio isn't small to begin with, but the pump inflates him to what looks like the bursting point, and yet he continues. He looks like a Tom of Finland drawing at such proportions. Finally at maximum plumpness, Antonio pulls off the pump, undoes his leather vest and beats off. Junior, wearing only his sneakers, continues on, scared by the sounds of attack dogs. Actually, they are just men wearing masks and gloves, R.J. Danvers and Conner Habib, the personal pets of Ricky Sinz. Ricky, ever the trashy player (and I mean that in a good way), even has his pups fitted with dildos sporting tails. R.J. and Conner, initially masked, certainly play their parts well. Everyone should have such well-trained dogs! Their asses are very used to their dildos, allowing Ricky to plug them up deeply. Ricky then commands Conner, still masked, to fuck R.J., well, doggy-style. As Conner plows incessantly into R.J., he keeps his dildo firmly in his ass, with its tail spinning around to show just how frisky the fuck is. It's a big big fuck, and from a tough crouching position. Ricky can't possibly be idle for long, and he soon takes over the topping, but doing Conner with impossible nastiness. Conner roars happily, which eggs on Ricky to more furious heights as R.J. tries to keep his cock and balls in Conner's mouth. Only then does R.J.'s mask come off to reveal a very handsome face. Ricky does Connor from behind, given to his preferred style of full in and out blasts that keep R.J. pushed into a deep-throat of Conner. Ricky simply never tires, just a tower of drilling momentum. All three in this noisy dog pen get to cum. There is more. Going even further into the bowels on an elevator, Junior finds Andre Barclay, a cute tight guy in form-hugging latex pants, expertly working a hefty dildo in and out of Angelo Marconi's asshole. Angelo is a smooth brunet hunk with runway-ready looks and the anal capacity of an expert bottom. As per the film's mood, Andre is anything but nice wielding the dildo, ramming it in at top speed sometimes to Angelo's surprise. However, it turns out these guys are versatile dildo players. Andre is placed on the glowing table, where Angelo unzips the back of his pants to expose enough ass to force in a new dildo. Andre can handle both the depth and the frightful speed Angelo uses on him. When the first dildo proves almost too easy, there's a bigger one behind it, and Andre handles it just as well. These toy-lovers then use a fuck machine -- a dildo on the head of a piston. Andre works it into Angelo's ass with a remote control, having Angelo blow him as the dildo does the fucking. Like most of the tops in "The Trap," this machine will never tire, but that seems only to please Angelo, who barely breaks a sweat taking it. Andre gets to bottom for the machine as well. The guys then use a double-headed dildo to keep their asses happy at the same time, creaming while it stays in both their holes. There are three other masked men, looking ready for Halloween, in a scorching scene somewhere else in this lair. Chiseled Spencer Reed, with nipples pierced and his smooth body tattooed, enjoys a blowjob from Tristan Jaxx and Austin Wilde. Spencer has a grand time as master to his two sucking slaves, who fight for equal time gulping his cock, without their masks ever getting in the way. Tristan is then told to blow Austin while Austin gets the master to himself. When they catch Junior, Spencer orders him hooded and chained to a bar over his head. At first, Spencer seems pissed that Junior has invaded their space, but once he touches Junior's body, he realizes what an asset he'll be to their ribaldry. Austin and Tristan paw at Junior until Austin, who has his head almost shaved but for a section down the middle, is allowed to suck Junior, and he takes full advantage with a very peppy deep-throat. Then it's Tristan's turn to enjoy Junior's piece, which he does with equal aplomb. Enough of Junior's hood is pulled off to allow him make out time with the guys, and then it's taken off when he's unchained. He officially becomes part of the group, on all-fours sucking Spencer while Tristan munches his ass with manic devotion. Austin helps Tristan by fingering Junior, who gobbles Spencer with perfect greediness. Ripped Austin is the first to fuck Junior, starting the anal portion of the scene with enough fury to have Junior's asscheeks rippling to each pushy thrust. He lives up to his last name with sweaty topping. Tristan is next in Junior's ass, keeping up a brutal pace with insistent rhythm. Spencer and Austin keep each other busy kissing while Junior tries to keep sucking them. Then it's finally the master's turn, so Junior is flipped onto his back, allowing Spencer the smoothest route in and out of his hairy hole. Spencer's long elegant dick looks dreamy pounding away at Junior at varying speeds. This is a centerpiece scene and all four men are up to the challenge of making it sizzle. Junior cums first and then the other three toss all over him. "What level did you get to?" Bruno asks when he encounters Junior again. However many it was, Junior is still as hot for Bruno as he was initially, so they continue their scene, which ended with a non-anal cliffhanger earlier. That's rectified when Junior reclines in a sling and Bruno aggressively fucks him. The whole apparatus shakes with Bruno's might. Bruno has big shoes to fill following three men in Junior's ass, but he's a colossal figure with titanic strength and drive. He impales Junior with unyielding speed, rocking his bottom in the sling to the point I worried it might all collapse. Then it's finally Junior's turn to play topman and he couldn't possibly be sexier raging about in Bruno's ass. Junior is a mouthwatering specimen, but given full command of the scene and a bottom who can handle it, he's brimming with wattage. As the fuck continues, he leans over and keeps his face very near Bruno's, only sometimes giving in and kissing him, lending the scene extra tension. They flip back so Bruno can top Junior again. Neither tires, but eventually Junior cums and then Bruno pulls out to finish. In afterglow, Junior confesses to Bruno that he doesn't think he could actually do some of the things he saw in this sex emporium, but Bruno knows he has the makings of a regular and gives him one of the leather bracelets that all of its members wear. Oh, trust me, he'll do just fine! DVD features (2-disc set): Chapters; widescreen; behind-the-scenes footage; solos (Andre Barclay, Austin Wilde, Angelo Marconi, Junior Stellano, Spencer Reed); bonus scene (from "Stick It In!"); demo (Fuck Machine); trailers ("Hotter than Hell," "Big Bigger Biggest," "Gunner World," "Menace," "Stick It In," "Michael Brandon Gold" and "Humongous Cocks #1"); and no regional coding. Bonus scene (directed by Chris Ward, 2002, "Stick It In!"): In a three-way with Michael Brandon, Enrico Vega and Riley Porter, Porter is confined in a steel cage, watching the other two studs trade blowjobs. Then Vega and Brandon stick their cocks through the cage, letting Porter have a taste of each before going back to the on-on-one action. Porter pushes his ripe hole against the cage like a cat in heat, a highly erotic visual, but the two other studs are already going at it on a suspended steel platform across the room. Vega, who is no slouch in the rimming department himself, then turns Brandon over on his stomach and eats his ass voraciously then deep-throats Brandon's down-turned dick, also a rather stunning achievement. Finally, Porter is released from his cage and joins the action, sucking on Brandon's meat while Vega fucks Brandon. Brandon obviously is in heaven, with both his ass and dick being serviced simultaneously. Then Porter gets in the middle, on his back, with Brandon deep inside his ass and Vega dangling his uncut meat and heavy balls over Porter's face. Porter blows his wad, which mixes with the beads of sweat on his well-defined torso, and then Vega shoots his load on Porter's face. Brandon then delivers a second, unforgettable cum-shot, while Vega is tonguing Porter's limp meat and balls. Brandon pulls out and shoots his two-part load, spraying cum all over Porter's exposed hole and Vega's face. Then Brandon leans over and licks his own load out of Porter's asshole, and kisses Vega tenderly. -- Martin Cox A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com ) *** Highly Recommended ***