Number 37 in the Auditions series takes place in Berlin, which gives us a cast of delicious Europeans (and an American here and there). There is one absolutely unbeatable scene here, one so damn good that it's a shame it wasn't featured in a bigger release, but it towers above the others, all of which are enjoyable.
Both Harry Louis and Mike Colucci are Lucas Entertainment veterans and thus do not require the usual tired questions. However, this scene starts off on the looniest of notes. "Do you pray?" Michael asks Mike Colucci, whose first language is not English. All he's trying to do is get the guy to show off his ass, but Mike isn't in on the joke. When he finally does lose his pants, Michael wails, "Holy Father can't resist that and Holy Father sticks his candle inside." From there, the interview goes downhill because poor Mike doesn't speak English. Mike is adorable, just look at the dimples below his lips and huge chocolate brown eyes. Brazilian Harry, a ravishing brunet, also has a Brazilian boyfriend (just imagining that is amazing), who doesn't want him doing porn, "but who cares?" says Harry. The sex finally starts with some eager kissing, the interview-shy Mike turning zesty as they start. Undresses, Mike is an absolute dreamboat, not that Harry is any less. Mike sucks Harry's impossibly thick uncut dick. Harry, on Michael's specific instructions, eats Mike's ass, and that is a good instruction because Mike truly has a bubble-butt that is the centerpiece of the scene. Harry takes his time rimming it and then Mike sits on Harry to ride. Mike slithers around the dick in the most beautiful way, really knowing how to play this position expertly. Harry then takes Mike from behind, showing off his super powerful topping, which gets stronger when Mike is on his back. Mike is so open that Harry can start from a foot away and just plow his cock into Mike at maximum speed. Mike cums with Harry at full throttle and Harry, also on Michael's instruction, coats Mike's handsome face in cum.
The second scene gives us Spaniard Ivan Rueda, who lives in Berlin without speaking German. He has sexy blue eyes, a scruffy beard and a dimpled chin. Longtime vet Jay Roberts is Slovakian, but living in London. Jay is one of the most perfect-looking porn stars, with such a handsome face it's unbelievable. Ivan has a German boyfriend who has to speak to him in English and Ivan somehow manages to live just on doing porn movies. Before the sex starts, we get a lesson from Professor Michael Lucas: gay men always douche and there is nothing embarrassing about it. When finally given permission to go, the wildly tattooed Ivan starts by sucking Jay's dick, a perfect uncut piece stemming from a perfect smooth muscular body. Jay spits and kisses with Ivan, but Ivan keeps returning to Jay's cock. Jay is a terrific blower (rare in Slovakian porn stars) and here he deep-throats and swallows everything from the tip of Ivan's dick to the base of his balls. Jay gets to play with Ivan's ass, prying it apart with his fingers and spitting into it as preparation. Ivan is still deep-throating Jay with a ton of wet spit. Jay starts the fucking from behind Ivan, crunching his abs to lead the way for a furious and deeply-penetrating series of thrusts. Jay then sits on Ivan, his own cock still totally hard, and gets nailed from underneath. The versatility is very exciting. Jay gets to top Ivan again missionary so they can cum.
Since the third scene gives us Mike Colucci again, this time with strapping muscle hunk Adam Killian, I don't know who the hell is actually auditioning anymore. These are full-out scenes with vets, and, thank goodness, because this is one scorching pair! The guys get to interview each other since Michael is temporarily unavailable. Mike's English is better, but it's Adam's cheery demeanor that wins the day. He does ask an interesting question: "What's the difference between American and Venezuelan porn?" Mike doesn't have an answer because he doesn't know his own country's porn. Is there Venezuelan porn? When asked what he likes best about Mike, Adam simply turns Mike around and grabs for his ass. Yes! We get to see it again! The guys kiss and strip, Mike to his ideal smoothness and Adam to his tattooed hairiness. Adam goes right for Mike's ass, peeling off his underwear and playing with every part of the ass. He's no fool. He rims Mike's ass as if he's never going to rim again and frankly, after this butt, any others might be disappointing. Mike does a great job blowing Adam, working damn hard for a deep-throat. Adam, as always, is spectacular sucking, but he's not interested for long, going back to Mike's ass, eating it in a few positions. Mike gets in his share of butt-munching, too, but it's always Adam who returns to Mike's hole, even munching him upside down! Adam enters Mike from behind, crouched over his bottom and pushing in every bit of his cock. He uses a lot of force, but we know Mike can handle it, even backing up on Adam himself to make it more interesting. Without pulling out, Adam rolls them over so Mike is now riding, using that gyration technique that worked so well in the first scene. They go sideways after that before going missionary, Adam takes a few last licks. The awesome missionary proves with no uncertainty at these two are fucking geniuses. Adam takes Mike against the wall and then in a scissor position, just to prove their worth. The creativity is stunning, but the fact that Mike can take everything Adam can dream of makes it utterly sublime. After Mike cums, Adam lands his goo on Mike's puffy ass cheek.
Scott Carter's scene is with Michael Lucas. They are both in suits, looking upscale and glam, though Scott's stubble hints that there might be something dangerous underneath those clothing. Spanish Scott speaks almost no English, yet Michael pushes with questions that are met with bashful smiles. Scott's worth comes when Michael unleashes his dick on him. Scott can suck wonderfully, working his mouth to rawness to take it all. Both still clothed, Michael goes for Scott's butt, fingering it and then rimming it, albeit briefly. Michael wants to fuck, so he keeps Scott bent over and hammers him with the usual Lucas authority, though there is an air of domination here that works well. Michael sucks Scott's toes when he does the bottom on his back, but it doesn't cover for the lack of chemistry. Naturally, Michael insists on cumming on Scott's waiting tongue.
With Michael absent again, Jordan Fox and Brice Farmer interview each other. Bubbly Jordan Fox even tries to steal some thunder and call it the "Jordan Fox Audition Series." Cute! Jordan is a round-faced German with a friendly smile and Brice a dark-haired big-lipped Parisian. The questions are boring the guys are bored asking and answering them. Jordan finally reaches for Brice and they unbutton each other's shirts while making out. Both have nice lean smooth bodies, though Jordan's is more chiseled. Brice takes a whirl at sucking Jordan's mammoth uncut cock. It's tough for him, but he works earnestly. Jordan is interested in Brice's butt and he has fun licking around it before sucking Brice. He's also not a fantastic sucker, so he returns to Brice's butt, which is wonderfully rimmable. With Brice nearly flat on the bed, Jordan pokes inside and off they go to fuck. Brice is tight, so Jordan has to go slow. It's pretty to look at, but not all that dynamic. The guys try a few positions, but both are awfully silent. Jordan keeps up a fine pace and is eventually rewarded with a more welcoming ass, so the end of their fucking redeems the beginning.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers ("Trapped in the Game," "Sex Addict," "Heat Wave," "The Naor Tal Collection," "Auditions 34. 35, 36" "Passion," "Pissed On," "Kings of New York," "Missing" and "Spanish Seductions"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***