We already know that porn superstar Erik Rhodes has mad talents when it comes to actually performing sex, but with "Rhodes' Rules," his first as a director, we can also say that the stud has mad talents when it comes to presenting it. And he also makes a Hitchcock-like cameo.
In the first scene set in this dark, adventure-laden sex club, the hungry-for-dick Nash Lawler gets his wish when a thick, juicy piece of meat greets him through a glory hole. Nash gets down on it, then asks his unknown partner to turn around so he can eat out his ass, too.Nash gets his dick sucked through the hole, too but eventually the unknown stud appears and it's Tommy Defendi, who gets fucked by Nash so animalistically that you know he's glad he emerged from his hidey-hole. Tommy's hole, meanwhile, takes every inch Nash has to give, and he cums buckets while he's being plowed.
There's pretty much no one I'd rather see naked than Adam Killian, but in his scene with Samuel Colt, he has a contender for the hottest face and body contest. Samuel works his cock alone at first, but then Adam shows up and gets down on Samuel's big nipples and dick, and later bends over and totally exposes his tight pucker, ready for Samuel to slide into. These two dudes get very athletic with their fucking, and Adam's amazing ass just doesn't have a bad angle, no matter what position they get into. Adam's loud, earthshaking orgasm puts the cherry on top of this beefcake. Samuel adds to it with wet gobs of jism that coat his balls.
Tattooed stud Trent Diesel makes his entrance on his stomach, and to tell the truth, it's one of his best angles. Tristan Jaxx takes advantage of the position, walking right up and pressing his towel-covered crotch against Trent's face. Trent makes short work of the tiny towel and is soon blowing Tristan and making his eyes roll back in his head. Ass-eating here is amazing, with Trent holding his legs over his head so that Tristan can get deep inside his crack. After Tristan teases Trent with a couple of fingers, he pounds his ass missionary and from behind, and when Trent loses it, he's sitting on Tristan's gorgeous cock. Trent's load flies so far it falls outside the frame of the lens, then Tristan gives him a very nice facial as a reward.
The kinky last scene starts off with Tyler Saint walking into a room where Andre Barclay is already being fucked -- a mechanical fuck machine, not a real guy. It doesn't faze Tyler, he just watches for awhile and then walks up and feeds his cock to Andre while the robot dick penetrates his ass (and goes deep in, for that matter). Of course, Tyler has to have a piece of that warmed-up butt, and he takes it, slamming Andre just as hard, or maybe harder, than the machine. Andre jerks out a huge load, but then with all that male G-spot stimulation he should, and then Tyler lets loose a rainstorm of jism that lands on Andre's bearded mug.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("Dirty!," "Darkroom," "Adrenaline" and "Laid-Off"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***