"Good morning San Francisco … you are late for work ... that is, if you still have your job." With that line and the visuals of "going out of business" signs, "Swallow Seed Co." sets itself up to be awfully depressing, no? Where is the fantasy in recession? Not to worry, my friends. Director Andrew Rosen's singular sense of humor is firmly in charge here, finding many ways to turn gloom into goo with a terrific cast. In his hands, economic depression turns into pornographic gold.
With the Swallow Seed Co. out of business, we meet beefy Marco Cruise, back to the office one last time to pick up a final paycheck. He is a bit less worried than his boss, cute elegant Ethan Hudson because Marco has a new job lined up. Ethan seems sad that they are no longer boss and employee, but Marco is actually thrilled, because there is something he always wanted to do … have the boss! Marco grabs Ethan by the tie and they go in for the mutual kill with ardent kissing. Marco doesn't even get Ethan out of his clothes before he's deep-throating it like a madman. Marco plays the role of the man who has desired the other wonderfully, totally gobbling the dick with lust. Ethan just has to relax in his chair and Marco can do the rest. For a while at least, because it's obvious he's into Marco himself. With nothing on now but a tie, Ethan goes down on Marco, swallowing his dick and balls with the same pleasure as Marco displayed. Ethan then rolls Marco in half on the desk and licks his hairy asshole. The guys constantly chatter as Ethan makes a meal out of it, getting the hole super wet, slippery enough to handle a few fingers. Ethan fucks Marco, plunging his dick all the way into Marco with effortlessness and slices in and out very prettily. Marco is ready for anything Ethan has to give him. Big long thrusts, virtually fully in and out, is the preferred style, but Ethan isn't afraid of being pushier either. Still on the desk, Marco takes it sideways and then rides Ethan with great anal hunger. Marco sits at Ethan's crotch so Ethan can spurt out a hefty load all over his face and head. Marco doesn't swallow the cum, but Ethan licks all of it off his face.
It's obvious from their encounter in a stairwell that bearded Ettienne Gray and sizzling sexpot Dominik Rider can't stand each other. Bumping into each other, they are at first thrilled never to have to see each other after that day, but a lingering look soon turns to full-out heat. Dominik hits the floor and immediately deep-throats Ettienne with a mouth that is unbelievable! He is happy to gag on Ettienne's massively long and thick pecker, taking obvious pride in his scene-stealing blowjob. Ettienne is very interested in Dominik's ass, so he turns his tan mate around and spits between the puffy cheeks and gets it ready with tongue and finger as Dominik practically begs to be invaded. The scratchiness of Ettienne's beard must be as much a tactile thrill as his piercing tongue, because Dominik registers it all grandly. Ettienne then sucks Dominik, burying his face in Dominik's pubes with nearly every trip down the dick. After enjoying Ettienne's oral worship, Dominik squats himself down on Etienne's dick (with pierced balls at the base) and takes the whole damn thing on the first try! It's caught beautifully. Dominik continues to be the whirlwind player here, bouncing up and down on Ettienne with truly frightening speed, the sounds of his body slapping against Ettienne's a great addition to the visuals. Ettienne also works from below, but the results are the same: Dominik cramming every inch of his ass with every inch of Ettienne's cock. Dominik is next fucked doggy-style with Ettienne still going for maximum depth, but now adding wicked speed to it. These two become a mass of sweat, never easing up for a moment. Dominik sucks the cum out of Ettienne and then unloads his jism on Ettienne's tongue. Being fired has definitely brought these two together. I hope they continue through their combined nemployment!
Cleaning up the kitchen for the last time are two very handsome younger guys, dark-haired Sage Daniels and funky blondish Heath Anthony. Sage wants to get it on and it takes only a tiny bit of convincing for Heath to agree. Convinced no one else is around, the guys drop their pants and produce hardons. In Sage's case, it's a fat dream. Just as Sage has gotten Heath fully hard, Ethan Hudson arrives and starts to spout off about how great it's been all working together. The guys cannily hide their engorged organs while he talks, but once he's gone, they can kiss and really get started. The make-out is delicious as the two are very obviously into each other. Inked and naked, Sage puts Heath on the counter and gives him a feisty blowjob, full of lip-smacking sounds. He barrels up and down the length of the shaft with his hands lovingly cupping Heath's balls at the same time. Heath smiles from ear to ear the whole time. Heath happily throws his legs behind his ears so Sage can rim his fuzzy butt with the same zest he displayed sucking. The camera is so close, we get to see for sure that Heath is not a natural blond! Heath then gets to suck Sage for a bit, at his best when he's looking up at Sage with his stunning blue eyes. His earnest sensuality is a nice addition to the proceedings. Sage bends Heath over the counter and teases Heath's ass with the head of his cock before finally pushing it into Heath. The thickness is definitely a challenge for Heath, but the two have soon mastered the fit and Sage confidently fucks his buddy, his own buttcheeks clenching as he thrusts. Heath gets fucked on his back too, his legs now over Sage's shoulders. Sage is able to pick up excellent speed here. Sage aims his cum-shot at Heath's tongue, but it's so big it soars past his ear. However, Heath takes what he can to his mouth so he and Sage can kiss it back and forth a bit before Heath pops right into Sage's waiting mouth. The single best moment of the movie arrives when Sage drips the entire load from his mouth to Heath's and the two mack.
Even though he was given his last paycheck and a crack at the boss, Marco Cruise still maintains enough loyalty to the company to take out the trash. In the bin, he finds a dildo and is suddenly horny all over again. So, he strips down and jacks his cock, the hefty dildo waiting patiently a few feet away. As soon as he's ready, Marco sits himself on the dildo and takes every last bit of it. He power bottoms with almost scary ability. He also never seems to tire of going up and down or pushing the piece further into his hole. With the dildo completely filling his ass, Marco has a cum-shot that rocks his whole body.
Obviously Dominik Rider has not gotten his fill of his colleagues either, for we find him ready for one final escapade, this time with both Jake Austin and Tommy Defendi. Right on the seed bags, bearded hunk Tommy sweetly kisses Jake, his virtual double in dark good looks, and poor Dominik feels left out. However, as he tries to leave, the other two assure him he's very wanted and they bring him into the mackfest. As thanks for letting him stay, Dominik starts the sucking by going back and forth on his soon-to-be-ex-coworkers. He chugs dick as if his life depended on it, trying to make both guys feel adored equally. The two raven-haired beauties kiss while Dominik does his thing. Then they prop Dominik up so he can enjoy some oral work. Tattooed Jake and hairy Tommy share him. While one sucks, the other kisses Dominik. Jake decides he can handle two, so he takes on Tommy as well for a bit before they briefly go up and down Dominik's cock together. Fuck time finds Dominik and Jake in a 69 position with Tommy poised to put his whopper into Jake's ass. He soon does and is able to provide Jake with the smoothest sexy fuck. Dominik's butt is positioned right over Jake's face, and Dominik is in a good position to also be making out with thrusting Tommy. Tommy is a cool top, making it look so easy as he buries himself fully in Jake with each push. Then it's Dominik's turn to enjoy Tommy's topping. Tommy goes into overdrive here, much faster and harder with Dominik, swaying with the sexiest rhythm. Jake turns top to fuck Dominik with a fast-paced sprinting style. Tommy and Jake take eager turns with Dominik, a most willing and accommodating bottom. Dominik swallows both of his tops' loads. Jake then takes Dominik's cum and Dominik bends down to kiss him.
The Swallow Seed Co. may be out of business, but seed swallowers live on forever among the former employees.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; solos (Ettienne Gray, Heath Anthony, Jake Austin, Ethan Hudson); trailers ("Nailed and Screwed," "Unloaded," "The Trap" and "Coat Your Throat"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.mannet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***
