No doubt "The London Massive" has to refer to Matt Hughes, who has perhaps the biggest dick ever to come from English gay porn, but in every scene of this movie, there's at least one huge pecker, sometimes two. As always with the sprightly men of UKNM, these guys know how to deliver an exciting time. They don't need anything fancier than one partner to have a blast and send it sailing across so the viewer feels it too.

A very fussy rich woman is having her house packed up by Matt Hughes and Kyle Lucas and gives them dire instructions that they will pay for anything broken. Smart-ass Matt finds a porn magazine in a drawer and hauls his cock out of his one-piece, massaging the titular cock into its outrageous full size. When dark-haired Kyle returns, Matt taunts him with the penis and though Kyle initially refuses, he's soon gulping his way down an impossible path. Matt really could cut his cock in half and it would still be enormous, but Kyle has fun blowing it, filling his mouth with as much as he can and trying to wrangle control from its owner. Kyle then throws Matt over the desk and starts fingering his hairy hole, not exactly a fair estimation of what it's about to handle, but it does have Matt's patented roughness. It takes a long time for both to be ready, but once they are, Matt sails in with abandon. He uses only about 75% of his size at the onset, but soon he's getting more and more in, and Kyle quietly bottoms without complaint. Matt is so focused on staying hard and making it fit that there isn't much time for chemistry, though close-ups show the ease with which Matt is able to fuck Kyle by the middle of it all. Matt has a quirky cum-shot on Kyle's upper body and then Kyle spews while licking Matt's dick clean. The dragon lady enters just after they have finished, but isn't upset since nothing was broken -- except the capillaries around Kyle's asshole no doubt!

We are next at a photoshoot with gorgeous inked Harry Louis, in all of his spikey-haired perfection, posing in undies with Ivo Costa, a tight-bodied hottie with a delicious smile. The underwear gets smaller as the photoshoot goes on, and the boys become less aware of their surroundings until they are fully making out. Ivo quickly scoots down to his knees where he worships Harry's hardening perfection in its red undies and then sucks it with gusto. Ivo's head snaps all over the place to suck down Harry's uncut monster. He's even able to deep-throat it wonderfully. Harry blows as well, a little more tentatively, but full of sweet kisses all over Ivo's dick. The oral section really belongs to slurping Ivo, although Harry makes a late-in-the-game play to steal it away with a brief rimjob. Wild Harry fucks Ivo on a chair, raging at him with exciting speed, full of long luxurious thrusts. Harry has a gigantic splash on Ivo's chest and then sticks his own neck out to receive a gob of goo from his bottom.

Almost too cute for description is smooth young Matt Richie, who starts his scene slumbering in not much more than a sailor's cap, pants and tattoos. He seems to be in some sort of cell, and separated by only a few bars is Gift, a black man with a cock so big even Matt Hughes might do a double take. In beaded braids and lots of sweat, Gift certainly has a rather unique look, as opposed to the full-lipped porn-ready Matt Richie, but alone in their cells they beat off, apparently unaware of the other. However, a reed comes through the wall from Gift's side and suddenly he's blowing some sort of smoke at Matt that has Matt wrapped up in peals of zonked delight. I don't know whether the rest of the scene is a hallucination or a dream or what, but it's fantastic porn. Gift shows off his ridiculous dick, which curves to the left so severely it needs a danger sign for anyone riding it. Matt, who is not small himself, eventually goes to the bars and sucks Gift. There is no earthly way to keep throat this cock, but Matt is a wonderful oralist and downs the dark dick awesomely. While he's tossing every trick his mouth can think of onto Gift's cock, Matt's ass pokes at the camera in the most fetching way. Gift suddenly appears in Matt's cell to suck him, something of a let-down after Matt's over-the-top blowjob. Gift then rims Matt's bubbly butt, which has Matt, his face in a pillow, cooing happily. It's no surprise that Gift tops Matt, but the surprise is how much fits inside! Far more than I expected, that's for sure. It's not that I doubt Matt's bottoming abilities, just the amount of physical space. Very soon into the action, Gift is in there almost fully, and with his shape, this makes Matt the movie's best bottom. They then switch roles and Gift rides Matt, though without a whole lot of spirit. Better is Matt fucking Gift through the bars of the cell, going at a clip pace in and out of Gift's tight hole. Matt has a stunning load that covers Gift's back and Gift aims one at Matt's torso.

I don't know why Andres Sharp is in the hospital, but his scene starts with Doctor Paulo Bertoli, a sexy mature guy with a shaved head and tats, leaning over him administering anesthesia. There's a rather mad dream with a drag queen and scary lighting, and I think it's still going on when Andres "awakes" to find Paulo now wearing just an apron and gloves, rubbing his cock all over Andres' foot. Andres himself is an intense-looking guy, quickly engaged in sucking his reedy doctor's very hard dick. No injury keeps Andres from deep-throating Paulo with a loud hungry feeling. Paul interrupts him only to bend over his "patient" and suck him a bit. Andres really shows off his talent when Paulo is flat on the bed and Andres can suck in a more conventional position, though they are now in a 69. All of the rubber gear is gone when Paulo goes to rim Andres, which is an all-out meal that goes from the top of his buttcheeks down to his balls with insane lust. Paulo fills Andres' ass with lube and twists in a dildo for a short while before finally fucking him. These two beasts, who grunt and groan with rage, really go at it. It's totally carnal, totally animalistic. It's never pretty, but it never wants to be. This scene is not at all about glamour, but it is scorching in a completely primeval way. Two big cum-shots are well-earned.

Need your house painted? Call Vladi and BJ, two of the sexiest guys to pick up a brush. Vladi paints "fuck me" on the wall and BJ dashes at him. Vladi is a lanky hairy guy with a nearly shaved head and beard, while BJ is a very muscular compact guy with lots of tats and also a beard. They have a similar look, and it works smashingly on both of them. BJ is the first to suck cock, and Vladi has the required hefty piece to make it fun, though BJ's penis is a beaut as well. These two really excel at making out. Their kissing is genuinely passionate and gives this scene a seductive mood quite different from the rest and very welcome. The guys don't stick to one task very long because they keep stopping to kiss, though BJ is allowed plenty of time to work on Vladi's imposing cock. Watching Vladi suck is lovely because BJ is so hunky just standing there offering his piece to Vladi. BJ rims and fingers Vladi carefully and then fucks him. Vladi is awfully tight, but BJ persists and their charming chemistry assures they will make it work! BJ stays pretty much parked in Vladi, who is nearly upside down through much of it, so their positioning is entertaining. Doggy-style seems to put a bigger smile on Vladi's face, but it takes Vladi fucking BJ for them to really find the fucking footing. Vladi is a much more comfortable top and BJ's ass is more welcoming. Their chemistry is back to full-tilt and Vladi even fucks BJ bareback to keep things soaring enough to equal the early promise of their scene. Their passion is evident even through their cum-shots.

Dillon Buck plays a cop who has Jake Ryder in his interrogation room. Dillon, who twinkles with the cutest smile and a sexy manly demeanor, tries his best to get rugged sharp-featured Jake to confess, but all Jake does is smoke and stare. Dillon waits for a search warrant and when it arrives, he says, "the first thing we're gonna search … is you. Now strip!" This Jake does with the studied tease of a go-go boy, making it nice and slow. His beefy muscular body has Dillon mighty interested. He takes great pleasure in pulling off Jake's tight underwear and then softly feeling around Jake's body, though I'm not sure what could be hidden on his chest or arms. Dillon goes to put on a glove to search Jake's ass, but thinks better of it and uses his tongue. It's a succulent rimming, delivered by an excited pro. He has Jake fully hard and he hasn't removed a stitch of his own clothing yet. That is rectified when they mack and grope. Dillon sucks Jake, full of earnest deep-throat intent, stretching his mouth wide to fit the uncut cock down his gullet. Then it's Jake's turn, and he's peppy trying to maneuver the curving wonder that is Dillon's dick. The small room plays host to a big fuck from Dillon, who slashes at Jake with potent thrusts, still playing the part of the nasty cop and knowing he can go at his muscular bottom with lots of force. In the all-too-rare times the camera is under the action and thus closest, we really get to see how much of an ace top Dillon is, full of style and sexy swagger. He makes a missionary fuck look so effortless, when really he's expending a huge amount of energy. Jake cums being nailed and then Dillon pulls out for the zesty last shot.

DVD features: Chapters; solo (Drew); trailers ("Dressed" and "Are You Being Serviced?"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://mannet.com )

*** Highly Recommended ***