Jonathan Agassi arrives by boat in Ibiza to find the harbor completely empty of people. No one on the beach, seemingly no one anywhere. There are animals, but no people. It's eerily silent, payphones do not work (that may have nothing to do with the mysterious events, they never worked), and search as hard as he can, Jonathan can find absolutely no one. He shouts on a main street for someone and the sound just echoes. "I'm all alone," Jonathan says to himself, starting to panic.

I know as die-hard Jonathan Agassi fans, you are thinking, "I don't care what happened to the other people, but how can piggy Jonathan live in a world where there is no one else with whom he can have sex?" I know, I'm worried too, friends.

And then Jonathan hears a sound, the sound of motorcycles and sees Kriss Aston and Will Helm. Their French is lost on him, but they don't give any details. He's desperate, so he goes along with them. "There's no outbreak, nothing supernatural, no aliens, no zombies, no Will Smith ... it's worse," Will tells him.

They take him to their villa, where yet another Frenchman, Isaac Jones, is there, and they show Jonathan a broadcast playing on loop on TV that announces a scientific experiment gone wrong and the planet will blow up in a few days. "Would you like some pizza or a noose?" Isaac dryly asks, which doesn't improve Jonathan's mood. Kriss and Will take Jonathan to a beautiful peak on Ibiza to have a three-way after 11 years of being together (Isaac has stayed behind to watch "Judge Judy").

So, you needn't have worried that Jonathan wouldn't find sex. The superbly slutty Jonathan is one hell of a glamorous addition to Will's gentle beauty and Kriss' muscular ruggedness. Jonathan treats every sex episode like it's his last, giving more energy and creativity than one would think possible, and Will and Kriss, typically zesty and talented already, are swept up in his frantic madness. A description of who does what to whom during the oral is pointless because it moves at such speed and everyone participates so equally, it's thrilling. Jonathan sucks both cocks at once, but everyone deep-throats, everyone pushes themselves to the limits while overlooking the craggy rocks down below. Once the rimming starts, the guys are really in their element, Will doing Kriss nicely until Jonathan demands he go full throttle. There are no places on Will or Kriss' body that Jonathan doesn't attack as the three fleetly engage in a never-stopping sexual whirlwind. Highlights? I guess even "Citizen Kane" has some moments better than others, but it isn't easy to pick one over another. Will and Kriss sucking and rimming Jonathan is spicy, with Jonathan spitting on them. Jonathan's deep-throating and Will's attempts to equal it, perfect. Kriss balancing on Jonathan's face while nearly falling off the ledge is dangerous, but worth the risk for the ass-eating he gets from Jonathan. This is a three-way the way three-ways ought to be in porn, with no rules, everyone darting around tasting and trying everything. "I wanna fuck," Jonathan announces while spitting on Kriss. With Kriss bent over the promontory, Will fits himself with a condom and, at Jonathan's urging, fucks Kriss. To spur Will on, Jonathan stands behind him, licking and urging. Jonathan, incapable of being idle, fucks Kriss next with such blasting force that he takes only a moment before daring Will to try again. The tops work Kriss' ass mightily, but there's more. You didn't expect Jonathan not to bottom, did you? These may be the last men on earth! Will pounds Jonathan on a rocky ledge, though if Jonathan is feeling any pain from the prickly rocks, he's not showing it. He's just loving the topping and the spitting and watching the others kiss while he gets nailed. They do a man-in-the-middle, shot marvelously from below, with Jonathan of course setting the pace. After all the fucking, Jonathan reclines upside down to shoot a load, with the other two fight to lick off his hairy stomach. Kriss delights Jonathan by cumming on his tongue and then Will has an unexpectedly gigantic geyser that gives Jonathan protein enough for days. This is one colossal three-way, anchored by Jonathan Agassi at his raunchiest, but Will and Kriss are vivid active participants.

Suddenly speaking English, zough with ze accent zat zounds zo zexy, Will informs Jonathan that there is a "control center" about a mile away which is responsible for the looped broadcast. Jonathan zooms on over to what looks like a set piece from "The Ten Commandments," a rock hut centuries old, but everything is locked. He eventually finds a way in and there are a few computers running.

But then he sees something even more shocking. He sees Damien Crosse in a room with Rafael Carreras (if there is any man I would want to be the final one I see on the planet, we all know it's Rafael) and the man who has broadcast the dire news. The man begs to be released, so Rafael shoots him. "Is that what you wanted?" Rafael asks Isaac? So, things are not quite what they seem.

"It's the end of the world, what do you want to do now?" Rafael snidely asks tattooed Damien? You got it, sex! The pairing of these two veterans is genius. It's hard to think of a more stupendous pair. They know it too, as they maul each other macking, undress and stick out their giant cocks. Damien spits on Rafael's cock and then goes for broke sucking it, deep-throating the enormous piece of perfection, which registers intense pleasure on Rafael's face. Damien is fearless, inhaling Rafael as if it's not the biggest dick he's ever sucked, not at all concerned that he may damage that precious throat. It's so worth it! Just watch when Damien forces himself to take a break, panting like he's just run to the top of a mountain, but refusing to let up. Then it's Rafael's turn to suck, and Damien's excitement is infectious, so that Rafael slurps the full length of Damien's thickness with masochistic glee. These two bring out the best in each other. The sucking could go on forever, but Rafael wants to slurp around Damien's muscular butt, so he gives him a wet rimjob that opens up Damien's ass with such precision, as if every lick is a promise of what is to come next. And what is that? In my opinion, the best fuck of the movie, and that's in a movie where every fuck is stellar. Rafael is not typically a performer who worries too much about his bottoms' abilities to take him, because he's too fiery, too wild. With Damien, he has met someone who can definitely play along, so once he slips in, Rafael starts grinding his abs, then his hips and then his ass, all of those muscles pushing hard his double-digit cock deep into Damien with increase ferocity and style. Every vein on Damien's head is stretched as Rafael varies his tempo and rhythms. Damien has to be ready for anything, and he is. The connection between the men is staggering. Even when not looking at each other, it can be felt throbbing off the screen. They position themselves in a window, a tough crunch for Damien, but it shows off Rafael at his best. But there is a GIANT surprise in store. I was not at all prepared for what was to follow Damien's ginger rimming of Rafael. Rafael Carerras bottoms! And he does it as well as he tops, because now Damien is in control and he's not going to allow anything less. Damien is fast and punishing, and Rafael can handle it. When Damien crouches atop Rafael and pushes down into him, the magic is thrilling. Often when big-time tops bottom, it's merely a curio, not too lively, but this is an exception! However, Rafael isn't finished with what he started, so he rolls Damien over, drops a heap of spit into his ass and fucks him all over again. The guys are sweating in this tight fetid room, but the sex is all that matters and neither loses a ounce of steam during this marathon session. Damien is soon shooting on his abs and then Rafael covers Damien's whole face in a storm of jism.

"We did it. We have the island, my friend," Rafael says."

"My friend?" Damien asks. "It's 2012, people don't want friends. They want fans," he notes and shoots Rafael.

That's only the beginning of Damien's insanity. He breaks a bottle of wine over his head and starts to jump out of his skin until Adriano Carrasco arrives. Damien sits in front of the camera and says that it's all been a hoax and he has the situation under control, to send help. "And cameras," he says once it's off. He's done this all for a shot at fame, the lunatic. He's thrilled to be behind "the world's greatest panic," but then Jonathan, lurking behind a door, is heard. He manages to outrun Damien, Adriano and a guard to escape. The fate of the world may be in Jonathan's hands (which are usually all over someone's body), so he rushes back to Will and Kriss to enlist their help, just as Damien's henchman Adriano arrives to get Isaac.

Isaac is overpowered and strung up by a slapping snarling Adriano, who is so amazingly gorgeous with his dark hair and fresh features. Their dialogue scene is very clever. Adriano does it all in Spanish and Isaac in French, but beyond that, every epithet Adriano can think of to hurl in Isaac's direction is met with a glare from Isaac, noting the movie from which the cliché originated. When Adriano spits on him and asks what movie that is, thinking he's finally won this battle of wits, Isaac has an answer: "Deliverance." If it's "Deliverance" Isaac wants, it's "Deliverance" Adriano will give him. Though Isaac is technically Adriano's prisoner and still strung up, he has no problem rather sweetly kissing Adriano and getting hard as Adriano disrobes to reveal a body and dick so mouthwatering, it doesn't matter who the hell he is plot-wise. Isaac sucks Adriano even with his arms tied up over his head. Forced blowjobs are never easy, but when the dick is as enormous as Adriano's, even harder. Adriano then sticks his luscious ass in Isaac's face to get eaten and Isaac greedily complies, but it's soon back to the cock. That's what Adriano likes best. He's actually in control, slipping it down Isaac's mouth at his own pace since Isaac can hardly fight him off. Adriano finally unties Isaac, who takes no revenge, but rather continues the heated encounter willingly. Adriano exudes sexuality; just a movement of his body is enough to make Isaac twitch in pleasure. When he sucks Isaac, watch Isaac's cock go from half hard to ragingly stiff in seconds, and this is with Adriano only quietly delivering a blowjob. Adriano's cock is the real prize here, and he thrusts his hips at Isaac's face to make sure Isaac is getting it all. Isaac tries to initially control it, but his mouth is no match for Adriano and it works much better when he gives into Adriano's face-fucking. Isaac's hole is wetted a bit and then Adriano is finally ready to fuck him. The stacked Cuban stud has hips and abs that can crash through even Isaac's attempt to once again control the action, and when they do, Adriano fires a huge volley of thrusts into a now-tamed Isaac. This is Adriano's party, no doubt about it, and he makes the most of it. There's even more speed in his wiggle as he does Isaac on the bottom's back, snaking that awesome cock deep inside and stretching Isaac to the limit. Isaac cums with Adriano still hitting him hard, but mighty Adriano trumps that with an exhausting blast that sneaks up Isaac's body. Adriano licks it all off Isaac's tattooed body.

Great sex does not make either man forget how they got there. Adriano reaches for a gun to kill Isaac, but Isaac knocks it out of his hand into the pool. Adriano dives in after it and when he surfaces, Isaac hits him over the head with a rock. Isaac, if you damaged that gorgeous man's face in the slightest, I am coming after you myself!

Will and Kriss arrive to get Isaac to safety. "Do I have time to douche?" he asks in French? No, they tell him and off they go.

Our four intrepid heroes are making a dash for Jonathan's boat when Damien shows up to stop them. What ensues is thrilling writing. Jonathan sends his French friends off, staying behind to deal with Damien, who has a whopper of a loony speech before shooting at Jonathan, who may or may not have jumped in the water in time to avoid it. Hearing the shot, Isaac insists that he help, diving into the water to save Jonathan, telling his friends to "hide my porn from mom" should he not make it back.

Jonathan is alive and clubs Damien's boot with a fish hook, but after thrashing in the water, it's Damien who has Jonathan tied to the pier, warning him of the rising tide and calls to his assistant Bruno Fernando Gutierrez.

Still quipping, Isaac manages to free Jonathan, who goes after Bruno and Damien. Bruno, a handsome man with a sad look and a bit of a facial hair, is a rather easy target for Jonathan, as he's been doing more shots than a human body can handle. He pulls a gun on Jonathan, but Jonathan undresses, telling Bruno, "I'm fucking horny" as a way to subdue Bruno through sex. The sexual power of Jonathan Agassi is once again saving the world.

And he does it with a bottle of beer. He opens the bottle with his teeth and then shoves it up his ass as a tease for Bruno. Bruno can't wait to get on the floor with Jonathan to spit beer into Jonathan's butt and lick it clean. Even when the fate of mankind of at stake, Jonathan Agassi can stop and hurl the best sex imaginable at a villain. The beer-spitting is a great hook for the scene, giving Jonathan something extra tasty to lick off Bruno's fat cock, along with all the spitting both guys enjoy. This is a quicker scene than the others. Jonathan spends a bit of time blowing Bruno and then Bruno shoves his face into Jonathan's ass briefly, all the while spitting and drizzling beer, before Bruno's cock is positioned to invade Jonathan's "all who enter here be dazzled" butthole. Jonathan amuses himself by spitting on a mirror and licking it up. The fuck starts on the floor, with Bruno doing Jonathan missionary, kissing, spitting, slapping and everything else Jonathan demands of a partner. With Bruno still in him, Jonathan moves onto all fours, backing up onto Bruno to enliven the fuck. Bruno then takes Jonathan on a little bar table in front of a mirror where Jonathan can watch everything and know how damn thrilling he is. The crunched positions and Jonathan's zesty moaning get this scene to sizzle, and that's why he's the master. He decides to take it over from Bruno and ride his way into glory, going up and down with great speed, jiggling with the sexiest motions. Jonathan finishes on Bruno's chest and then demands that Bruno pop his load onto his waiting tongue. No one refuses that!

Jonathan doesn't forget he's there for a reason. "You're so fucking hot, man. You're so fucking stupid," he says as he ties up Bruno and steals his keys. An unnecessary death or two occur because Damien is nervous, leaving Damien with no bullets when Jonathan shows up on his boat. As they struggle, Isaac arrives to help Jonathan destroy Damien. "Fame is a bitch," Jonathan snaps as Damien's body turns to blood in the water.

I don't like to make sweeping pronouncements, especially in the ephemeral world of porn, but I will say that I personally feel "The Last Day" is one of the Top 10 best gay porn flicks I've ever had the pleasure to watch, let alone review (where I can only hope I'm doing it justice). I'm looking back over my all-time favorites, and this one absolutely fits among them. Writer and director Marc MacNamara has designed not only an extraordinarily complex script that is original and full of surprises, but he keeps it vital and alive even during the sex scenes, which are instant classics. That balancing act is not an easy one, and he has his cast to thank for making it work so well. They are asked to dive in water, handle props, speak all sorts of languages (with giddy dialogue, no less), ride motorcycles and boats AND still manage to give all to their sexual performances. It helps that he's culled from the best, using towering pros like Rafael Carreras, Adriano Carrasco, Damien Crosse and, as always, the indispensable Jonathan Agassi, the power source of "The Last Day," to help him reel off this winning saga of perfection.

DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; behind-the-scenes footage; "Meet the Men" vignette; trailers ("In Hot Pursuit," "Newcummers," "Stages of Sex," "Men in Love," "Top Service," "Fuck Me Harder," "Executives," "Lucky Fuck," "Cum Guzzlers," "Heat Wave 2," "All Stars," "Backdoor," "Power Professionals," "Foot Action!," "Eye Contact," "Assassins" and "Auditions 39-44?); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )

*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***