The opening credits to "Hungover" are awfully creepy, with a bunch of naked bodies, a tableau that would make only Jack the Ripper smile, especially when one of them darts out of the house. But, alas this is not film noire porn, but rather a comedy. The guys are all about to wake up after a huge night of drinking and fun.
No one remembers what can happen, except for hurt heads and pained asses. But, there are some photos that clue them in. Back in time we go to when the shots were first poured to celebrate Chris Tyler's impending date with the military. As they drink, a "who has the bigger cock?" ensues, and thickly hung Jimmy Durano whips his out. Not to be outdone, Spencer pulls out his piece, which attracts Chris' mouth while cute lean Dylan Hauser gives Jimmy his oral attention. The pizza boy shows up, and we know what that means by the Porn Handbook. As inked Parker London walks up the stairs with boxes of pizzas, Logan Conrad doesn't even give him a chance to put them down before he's on his knees blowing Parker. Dylan and Chris are the ones to watch here, as not only do they have the biggest dicks to chew on, but they give them heaps of energy. Connor, who had been snapping Polaroids, gives Dylan some help with ripped Jimmy's dick. I think we have winners in the biggest dick contest, though Chris sure is having fun with Spencer's meaty piece. Parker and Landon join the others so Parker can blow Landon, but Dylan and Chris have momentum on their side. With those two not really adding much spark, we get to watch Dylan suck up a storm and Chris tug the hell out of Spencer's balls, much to the owner's utter delight.
The fucking begins with Parker and Landon. Landon adopts his over-familiar style of plowing with minimal chemistry, leaving Parker little to interact with but some pillows. It's a technically easy and robust fuck, with Landon imitating some sort of jerking animal in heat, rather than a drunken guy getting his rocks off. Parker, however, can take it all, down to Landon's balls. By the time Parker flips onto his back, both seem to be counting the moments until at least one of them cums and luckily Parker obliges fairly quickly. Landon dots Parker's pubes with his finish.
And things can only get better from there, in a BIG way. That would be Spencer having Dylan ride his cock. Now this is skill! Not only is petit Dylan one hell of a bottom, he bounces with great style and fever, which Spencer watches so happily. Just watch Dylan shove his way down every inch of Spencer's dick as Spencer smacks his ass and you see sheer talent! Hairy-chested Spencer then thrusts upward into Dylan with colossal energy and Dylan is able to take it all. There is no length too big or speed too fast that Dylan can't handle and Spencer thrillingly obliges. Only the law of gravity can stop these two and thankfully it doesn't try. Spencer then fucks Dylan, the latter sitting on a bar stool, with no loss of wanton energy. As if that's not enough, Spencer splays Dylan on the kitchen counter, the bottom's legs wide apart and Spencer still in there to the further reaches of Dylan's hole. Dylan has a well-deserved blast on his own abs before Spencer pulls out to end this breathless scene.
The evening wears on (or, rather, the daytime, since light floods through all the windows), with Connor sucking shaved-headed Chris while getting his ass beautifully chewed by Jimmy. Jimmy has a long tongue that wants to get in deep and light-haired Connor gobbles like a pro. The camera comes in very close to both the rimming and the sucking, always a plus, especially with the way Jimmy is doting on Connor's ass. It's heavenly when Chris, still being sucked bends over to 69 with Connor and meets Jimmy there so they share a bit before Jimmy returns to the hole he's been giving great love and Chris can fake fuck Connor into a huge deep throat. Connor is still in the middle when Jimmy sends his cock blasting all the way into the bottom's ass, with Chris still receiving a spirited blowjob. Jimmy gets a lot of pleasure from just watching his thrusts push Connor further down onto Chris' dick, and Connor seems equally thrilled to have two holes filled so well. Chris, who really does look like a man about to go into the service, gags himself on Connor's cock while Jimmy is still plugging away at Connor. Shot from underneath, it's so lively! Chris rides Jimmy, or rather than a phenomenal thrust upwards from him, though it leaves Connor with little to do but get intermittent sucking from Jimmy, who is understandably concentrating on Chris's ride. Chris works out his aggression fucking sublimely handsome Connor, who keeps his mouth tight on Jimmy's pecker. Connor truly aces this scene, and he looks great coated in cum by its end.
But it wouldn't be a Falcon orgy if the whole cast didn't get together for the finale! Here we find Jimmy fucking Dylan, who is sucking Landon, while Parker is hammered by Spencer and Chris rides on Connor. Spencer and Jimmy once again give outstanding topping performances and Dylan is the king of bottoms here. Landon and Jimmy switch places, with Dylan effortlessly handling the change. To prove once and for all that Dylan is unbeatable, he's placed on a couch where others can have a spin in his butt, with his own legs tucked so far behind his head, he gets extra points for flexibility. Jimmy is first, then Spencer, before Chris gets to bottom for Connor and Parker. The party is in honor of Chris, so it's only fair he gets doused in heaps of cum.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; gallery; trailers ("The Guys Next Door, Part 1," "The Guys Next Door, Part 2," I Want You," "Point & Shoot" and "Fahrenheit"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***