As a longtime lover of Sarava's movies, I appreciate the tranquil sets, the rustic locations, the insanely hot men from all corners of the world congregating in order to create some of the most luscious sex ever. But I didn't expect to laugh before the credits! Meet Joe Gunner, who has been the butler at an opulent mansion forever. "No one has ever complained about me. You know what? It's time to fuck it up," he tells the camera before inhaling a large line of powdery substance that cues a brassy soundtrack.
Maybe he's all talk. After all, he takes a breakfast tray up to Geoffrey Paine as instructed, and it's the tattooed bearded Geoffrey, in the tub, who requests a massage. Granted, Joe doesn't complain when Geoffrey pulls the mustached butler into a make-out session, and Geoffrey isn't upset when Joe's hand reaches through the bubbles looking for his cock.
Geoffrey's boyfriend is adorable Irishman Diesel O'Green, who tells us of an argument he had with Geoffrey about a small matter. It turns out not to be that small considering he was photographing mouthwatering mates Diego Lauzen and Wagner Vittorio, whose co-groping of each other during the shoot is the impetus for Diesel's woes with Geoffrey. Who is Geoffrey? By his own admission he is, "the best head hunter in the city." He sounds like a judge on RuPaul's "Drag Race" (butcher than Santino, not as butch as Michelle) in noting what he's looking for in candidates and the "unorthodox methods" used to test them. His current project is hiring another head hunter and out of "hundreds" of applicants, it's down to Leo Domenico, Lucas Fox and Toby Dutch. He makes the confused men sign waivers before any testing can begin.
Test 1 is the "Personality Test." After asking the applicants a series of racy questions at racetrack speed, we learn Toby is probably honest, Lucas is probably confused and Leo is more than probably a preening horndog. But, the personality test all comes down to one thing: "stand up boys, let me see your underwear." Apparently I've been using the wrong head hunters all these years. Resumes, interviews, references, none of it matters? Just the kind of underwear someone wears? Now I know!
Toby has boxers, Lucas has standard Aussie Bum and Leo, of course, neon Addicted undies. Leo gets a call, which he takes in the middle of this "test" and we learn a fourth candidate didn't show up. Who cares? Joe, that's who. He finds the whole process boring, so he decides to "kick it up a notch" and puts a mysterious liquid into the drinks he's about to serve to the applicants. It's all coming together now!
Whatever Joe has put in the drinks has the immediate effect of making Leo, Toby and Lucas strip, as Geoffrey licks his lips. It's a sexy trio. Leo is suave and impassioned, Lucas is a dominant giant and Toby a devoted workhorse. Leo gives the first blowjob of the scene, a staggeringly good deep throat down Lucas' meaty member. That's a tough act to follow and though Toby displays less wattage, he does manage a few to-the-back-of-the-throat trips down Lucas' cock. When two mouths are this adept, why let one stay unused? When Leo goes to help out Toby, he takes back control, but doesn't have to worry long because Lucas soon enough goes to work on Toby. The seated trio switches to the right so that Toby is sucking Lucas who is sucking Leo. I told you that Leo was a horndog. Do you need more proof than watching him cum handlessly through the slats of a chair while the others do no more than tweak his nipples. Toby and Lucas also cum, though with help from their own hands.
The opening of the movie showed Joe confronting Geoffrey in the tub, though nothing more than a grope and a kiss resulted. Until now. The title card tells us it's a flashback to the day before the previous scene. Geoffrey, a cascade of tattoos prancing around his back, digs in for Joe's dick so his hairy face can take care of sucking it. Geoffrey is an undeniably sexy Daddy, but then again, so is Joe, a cocky mustached tough guy. Geoffrey is deliciously hung and though Joe can't swallow all of it, he sure works hard at it, happy to gag and spit and chew whatever he can. Tanned Joe then stuffs his face into Geoffrey's pale white ass with a flapping tongue that is soon replaced by his cock. Without any sign of lube, Joe slams into Geoffrey over and over again, but when the camera shows it up close, you get to see a master bottom controlling the fuck. Joe keeps up a good pace while all but hanging from the ceiling and finally can't hold out from cumming. The first blast coats Geoffrey's ass cheek and then the rest disappears into his hole. Then it's Joe's turn to get fucked. He rides Geoffrey and lets Geoffrey push into him from below, the entire length of the dick always fitting, and Joe's own hardness doing a helicopter motion to match his anal determination. Geoffrey pulls out for an eye-popping orgasm shown in slow motion, though Joe wants to get back on the dick immediately.
Also back in the introduction we met perky Diesel O'Green and two men I would kill to wake up between every day, Wagner Vittoria and Diego Lauzen. The Brazilian beauties are motels being shot by Diesel, but their playfulness way outranks anything else and Wagner gets on his knees to blow Diego's curving cock. They then 69 where Diego really shows off the thrilling oral performer he's become as his porn career continues. Of course having Wagner to practice on would make anyone a master. When Diesel comes closer with his camera, the boys undress him. Out pops his thick cock and into Wagner's mouth it goes. He shares with Diego, both of them on their knees with their massive butts so ready for action. Diesel, sporting a funky hairdo and boyish features, is not just a statue with a tasty cock. He REALLY enjoys looking down a Wagner and Diego sloppily gulping him whole, now and then pulling someone off for some spit swapping. I should hate Diesel for living my fantasy, but it's obvious he's loving it, so I will have to be content with living through his pleasure. The three move closer to the pool so Diego can lean back and have Diesel suck his mighty dick and Wagner can lick and finger Diesel. With the afternoon sun blazing, this comes off as the most perfect tableau of the movie. Diesel works his mouth ferociously around Diego's cock, but Diego stops him to cum. It's Wagner who actually pops first, followed by Diesel and Diego as their jizz streams end up in the water.
As soon as he walks in the door, Diesel calls Geoffrey, but gets no answer. That would be because his phone is hidden in a cupboard, or so it seems. All we see is Joe opening the cupboard, mutter, "shit" and then closing it again.
There is no reason to follow the timeline of the scenes, some yesterday, some today, just enjoy them. The second test for the job applicants is the "Professional Competence" test. It's not very clear what personality has to do with the three guys ending up on the couch where Toby smiles widely while fucking Leo, his moans muffled by having Lucas' dick in his mouth. Toby really wakes up here, fucking the stuffing out of Leo at an almost incomprehensible speed. Every time Leo thinks Toby might be easing up, the opposite happens, not that Leo is complaining! The only one missing out is Lucas, but that's rectified when he bends Toby over the arm of the sofa to fuck him while Leo crams Toby's mouth full of thick cock. Towering and chiseled, Lucas drips sex appeal, but he's more than just a body. He's a tough top, though Toby's ass cheeks mold themselves around Lucas' cock to make him work even harder. Watch how taught Toby's legs are as he keeps himself perfectly still and balanced, despite the rampaging cock going in and out of his hole. Leo's thick pecker unloads first all over Toby's pretty face. The others are not reading yet, so Lucas fucks Leo, virtually upside down with Lucas now taking command of Leo's velvety ass. Leo seems to be enjoying it, and so does Lucas, while poor Toby can only just watch and encourage. Lucas finishes himself off by shooting on Leo's chest and then Toby cums again.
This won't shock anyone, but Diego and Wagner are hard again. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen them not hard, but as they head down a flight of stairs, their erections look juicier than ever and Wagner only has to turn around for Diego to take that as a sign to start fucking him. Here is another chance to look at the effort truly great performers put into their work. There is not a muscle from Diego's foot to his hair that isn't tensed and helping. His ass is most notable, but his hips grind with sexy forceful pulses and his arms hold onto Wagner and the wall. Wagner's thick slabs of ass are as fluffy as cotton candy, but probably tastier. After Diego fucks Wagner at full blast, they flip. Now it's Wagner's turn to push his giant dick all the way into Diego's chewable bum. Wagner also uses a sizzling hip swivel and barely needs to use his hands to go in and out. While Diego and Wagner are merrily fucking on the stairs, Diesel re-enters the movie, unsuccessful again in reaching Geoffrey. "You want to play? Let's play," Diesel says when he gets no answer and then he's suddenly in the middle of a threeway kiss with Diego and Wagner. Diego bottoms for Diesel, who let's his thickness mine the depths of Diego's ass hole at varying speed while Diego sticking his toes into Wagner's ass, which is inches away from his cock which is being sucked by Diesel…jeez, that's complex, but hot as hell! Wagner lowers himself down Diesel's cock to play bottom, bouncing with agility as he holds onto Diego to anchor him. Diego cums on Wagner's waiting tongue and then they reverse that while Diesel is still fucking Wagner. It's hard to top the visual of Diesel popping his load while Diego, nuzzling Wagner's dick, watches on with a sexy mysterious gaze.
Time for the applicants to shine in their third test, "Group Dynamics." Geoffrey once again explains what the purpose is, and once again it doesn't matter. However, the three applicants find themselves now with Joe and Geoffrey to please, as well as each other. They stand on the bed and mack while Leo, Toby and Lucas suck their cocks. Lucas turns in his best oral work on Joe, while Leo and Toby tend to Geoffrey (Leo is the mood to impress and steals the scene again, which is not actually a problem). After the three hardworking mouths have had their say, it's time to fuck. Leo gets to nail Lucas, who has a surprisingly open and willing hole. Lucas has Toby's cock in his mouth while Geoffrey blows Joe rich behind them. Toby face fucks Lucas with a quick flicking of his body, but he looks unhappy. Lucas stays on all fours on the bed, now getting hammered by Joe. Leo straddles Lucas, so there are always cocks in front of faces, though it's hard to see them, gulped down so deeply by this avid group of deep throaters. Geoffrey is definitely a standout in this portion of the scene. Joe takes his cock for a ride in Leo's butt while Geoffrey replaces him in Lucas' hole. Even if the guys were not having so much fun, this scene would still be a lesson in space management. Five guys, one bed, it's quite an achievement. Geoffrey and Joe recline beneath the applicants to get coated in cum. Joe's is the biggest of the entire movie.
Geoffrey says he will make the decision about which applicant to hire "tomorrow." He's tired, but we're still not done with Wagner, Diego and Diesel. The reason for this scene is found in Diesel's ass. That's where he manages to stash the dicks of BOTH Diego and Wagner at the same time. DP is one thing, but with these two cocks? It takes a true pro like Diesel to take them with such ease and comfort. Diesel's tight round pale rump is a marvel. Wagner is doing most of the fucking, but since Diego is flat on his back, Diesel gets to stare down at those heavenly hypnotic eyes, which could make a guy forget there are two massive dicks in one's ass. Diesel also takes the boys sitting on Diego's chest, pushed and shoved like a rag doll by the ever-energetic Wagner, now going at a furious pace, Diego still in there as well. Diesel blasts with his ass stretched as far as it can go, Diego cums on Diesel's balls and then Wagner shoots right on Diesel's still-had dick. The final image is a tight close-up of Diego and Diesel's tongues swapping thank you thrusts.
There ends the sex, but stay tuned for a surprise twist ending!
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots gallery; widescreen; gallery; behind-the-scenes gallery; and no regional coding.
A DVD Review Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***