This COLT collection of their great short films of the seventies and eighties is another collector's item for every good porno library. Crunching two of their video compilations onto one disc was an inspired move. So many studs -- so little space. Brilliant!
As always, it's chock-full (or should we say "choke-full"?) of COLT's hypermasculine men in all their hairy, macho splendor. There are a total of eleven scenes making up about two hours of viewing pleasure. As is customary with these early COLT classics, a lot of the fucking seems simulated (when there's any fucking at all). We think this has something to do with concerns about obscenity laws at the time they were made. (Luckily nobody seems to think it's a problem any more!) There's also plenty of sloppy kissing and making out, and a lot of the scenes have funny or cute themes and stories surrounding them. In "Flatbed," huge, dark, tight-bodied hunk Gordon Grant stops to help young, slim, fresh-faced Paul Storr, whose car has a flat. Paul is hard at work with a hand airpump. Soon Gordon is pounding Paul into the floor of the pick-up's cargo area. In appreciation, Gordon then fixes Paul's flat with a can of that stuff you spray into the tire to patch the holes. Paul then spots Gordon's highway patrolman badge. Now that's what we call public service.
All the scenes are good, but many will be thrilled to see three scenes with seventies superstar Al Parker, including some of his earliest video work. "Hand Tooled" offers up a young, smooth-skinned Al as anonymous invading hands molest him. We never see the bodies, just the hands (with some macho muscular forearms). "Timberwolves" is a two-part vignette that features one of Al's few bottoming scenes. There are no clear penetration shots, so it may be simulated -- but it's still hot. Another seventies "biggie," Bruno, is also looking his absolute hairy best in "Lockner's Key."
The most memorable scene is "Water Pump," a solo with Franco Abruzzi. We say it's memorable because we remember it so well from the first time we saw it years ago. This guy has to be right at the top of the list when it comes to huge, dark, muscular, hairy good looks. He's a smoldering, full-lipped Italian-looking stud who looks as if he could be a mechanic or a bouncer in Brooklyn. We estimate his vital statistics at 6'3", 235 lbs., 7" uncut. Absolutely amazing. He washes off his huge hairy body in a shower before jacking off to a climax. The shots of him bent over washing his big muscle ass are unbelievable. We're not usually much for solos, but we'll make an exception for a guy like this.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers; and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor