Every entry into this best-of series from COLT just seems to get better and better. This offering has not one but two scenes with seventies super-stud Gordon Grant. His hard body could easily keep up with anyone in the porno biz today. Johnny Harden does a solo with his size XXL wonder-weenie. And that's just for starters!
There are a total of nine scenes, too many to give a detailed account of each. Let's just proceed to the imperial favorites, shall we? In "Service Entry," Moose plays the water delivery boy. But he's hardly a boy. He's one of the most amazing hairy studs ever. He has the perfect hairy body, a thick, even pelt from the top of his chest right down over his tummy, merging into his bulbous throbbing crotch region, as the Church Lady might say. But no unsightly back hair or patchiness anywhere. He also has a great body, and this is one of the few COLT scenes where you actually get a moment of clear, hardcore fucking. In front of a fireplace on a bearskin rug, no less. "Hot Cop" features two uncredited performers. The Hot Cop is indeed hot, a bodybuilder with an uncharacteristically enormous cock. His younger, slightly built partner does a great job of cock and body worship. Even though it's silent, you can make read his lips saying "Oh my God!" when he sees the cop's gigantic cock (dripping with pre-cum) and balls pop out. A less famous vignette is "Grease Monkeys," which features an incredibly buff bodybuilder, one of the biggest and best bodies in any COLT film. And he's not trade, but an eager participant in an all-oral three-way. "Houseboat" with Gordon Grant is another classic.
But the highlight has to be "Muscle Beach" with Mike Betts and Rick Wolfmier. Yum yum. You'll excuse us if we wax nostalgic for a moment? When we were just a Porn Princeling, the COLT compilation with this scene was among our early favorites. In a time when young, smooth, twinks predominated in the porn world, the sight of these two rugged bodybuilders together was like an oasis in the desert (since we already were fixated on this type of man). Their fantastic bodies are well displayed, as COLT includes plenty of scenes of the two naked studs gamboling in the surf, kissing and making out on the sand, etc. There's some brief 69 action, and even some quick simulated fucking. At least, it looks simulated. How could anyone be that close to Rick Wolfmier's perfect, smooth ass and NOT put it in? This is one of the great classics of porn history. What else can we say?
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers; and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor