Boys Will Be Girls

Do you love candy? Do you love sucking on lollipops? Chewing bubble gum? Licking licorice. Well, regardless of how strong your sweet tooth is, this film takes confectionary affection to another level entirely. The picture opens with a middle-aged cross-dressing madam deep throating an over-sized candy cane. After slobbin’ on her sugar stick she tends to a few house affairs. It looks like one of the girls has missed three days in a row and she needs some new talent. Madam Sucks-a-lot puts in a call to a local prostitute temp agency and waits for her new recruit to come in, all the while blowing her sweet treat.

The new girl arrives within moments, but there is something strange about this lady. Something a bit masculine. She heads to her new room and puts her things away. She sits and waits for her first client to roll in, and in the mean time flips through a few beefcake rags for inspiration.

Alas. A randy young sailor comes coasting through the door and picks the newbie from a photo line up. Apparently this sailor likes a lady with a little extra meat on her bones. He takes off his clothes and starts to disrobe his woman but once her shirts off, it becomes obvious that something’s not right. Or is it? So the ladies a man, but it seems the sailor has no problem with that. He strips her down anyway and those boys get to playing. The film closes with the two, both in men’s clothing, leaving the brothel arm in arm. Only this time around, Madam Sweet Tooth’s got a bitter taste in her mouth. Those damn temp agencies!

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Originally a special order made a standard release in 1971.