There are never too many trips to "The Other Side of Aspen" the venerable Falcon Classic that stretched across decades, changes in taste and media and everything else. Something about taking their men, who are usually flitting about outside, to the snow and the cold and then watching them warm each other up has just always been part of the Falcon legend. So, director Bruno Bond and the hotties here create an offshoot of that legend with "Alpine Wood" Part 1." No, it's not shot in the actual Alps, but just sit in front of a roaring fire, get out your hot chocolate and let the boys take you away to a steamy chalet where they could easily melt everything in sight.
Clad in flannel and beards, for the most part, the men are sharing a jolly meal (there are even a few carbs to be seen, shockingly). Everybody has something to do, leaving ultra-sexy brunet Ricky Decker along at the breakfast table. Lucky him, because as soon as everyone else scatters, Landon Conrad stops by to give Ricky some loving. Ricky looks like he won the lottery just by kissing and groping bearded scruffy Landon. Forget undressing completely, he only needs to lower Landon's sweatpants to get to his hefty cock. Ricky sucks it with wide eyes and fun moaning, not to mention wide-open lips and a hand to help out. The tightly-muscled sucker (look at that vein down Ricky's right arm, yum!) has Landon purring. A completely naked Landon then gets Ricky's insane bubble-butt out of its confines so he can get the hole ready with his tongue, Ricky still wearing that adorable smile. Landon definitely works Ricky into a frenzy with his face between Ricky's clenching asscheeks. When Landon is ready, he just plows into Ricky all the way. No slow start or niceties, just his whole cock and Ricky's ass takes it all. Ricky turns around to watch as much as he can, and that's understandable, it's a hearty fuck and he's a hell of a bottom! So we can see it better, Landon crouches over Ricky as his dick goes in and out with lots of speed and power. Ricky can stop craning his poor neck when he's fucked on his back on the dining room table. The pace is less insistent, but Landon is in there deep. Landon pulls out to cum on Ricky's arm, giving Ricky a reason for a big spill of his own.
There may be a chill in the air, but no snow as Angel Rock and Nick Sterling head off for some nature photography, which soon includes the inevitable kissing selfies. Darting back inside, it's clear these two would rather be naked. So, why does muscular hunk Angel Rock even bother asked the equally rugged bearded Nick Sterling if he can share the bathtub with him? Who would say no? Not Nick, so Angel joins him for more of the passionate kissing until his unbelievably massive curved cock is at full staff. Nick has it in his hand and looks up at Angel with a look that says, "I really get to play with this, the whole thing?" Indeed he does, and from the onset, does it with a fantastic deep-throat. Angel's uncut piece is no easy undertaking, but Nick is a sucking champ. He takes it too the balls with every gulp, stopping only for some foreskin play when Angel needs it. Nick's beefy butt looks like the perfect playground for Angel's dick, so Angel readies it with his tongue. "You like that big booty?" Nick asks. Yes! Oh, sorry, he meant Angel. Yes, he certainly does. He makes a full-course meal out of it and looks like he could go on forever. But, his dick wants in badly, and Nick wants it in even more. Angel is able to cram every bit of his cock inside Nick, and with a jolly playfulness. Nick is welcoming, so Angel can really rage it up as he rams in and out. They have a great position where Nick hovers over the bathtub, his legs on the sides of it, his ass just as the water level so the water can splash all around as Angel keeps digging deeper with his cock. The tub looks like a Jacuzzi with the speed Angel manages causing the water to splash about. This is one of the best uses of a bathtub in porn I can remember. Nick returns to sucking Angel and nibbling at his balls to get Angel to burst right onto his waiting tongue. Sucking down Angel's cum gets Nick to shoot up his stomach.
This being a porn abode, there is, of course, a real Jacuzzi, no matter the weather. I guess the previous scene did give Angel Rock some bubbly ideas, because he's back for more, this time with dark-featured intense Luke Milan and Brazilian sex god Jimmy Durano, looking so handsome in his tightly clipped beard and all of that perfect jet-black hair. The three guys get to some kissing (outside during daylight) and then head inside (at night -- that must have been one loooong time in the hot tub), where the towels drop faster than the door can close. Everyone is hard and everyone has a massive dick. When you have Jimmy and Angel in one scene, they must account for half the inches of the resort town where they filmed. Luke isn't afraid, not by either gigantic piece, Jimmy's challenging curver or Angel's. He starts on Jimmy and then gets to Angel while the owners watch in admiration. Now and then they spit downward to help him, but he's doing an amazing job all on his own. At one point, he does put them both in his mouth at once, a feat that defies the laws of physics. Luke is tireless in his sucking, but soon Jimmy squats down to share Angel's dick with him. They are so sexy racing up and down it together, a mass of cock and tongues all a-flappin'. Let's not forget that Luke needs some sucking too, and his dick is hell of a suck itself, as Angel finds out when he goes to take it whole, Luke working solo on Jimmy. Luke's face is already wet with saliva when Angel and Jimmy splatter spunk all over it. Luke is the last to cum, no doubt exhausted after delivering the best oral action in the movie.
I hope Ryan Rose and Kayden Fleming weren't hoping for privacy when they go at it in a bedroom and leave the door open. The strapping hairy-chested Kayden leans back on the bed while muscled hunky Ryan goes all out to suck Kayden's fat cock. Ryan, always spirited, snaps his head around at dizzying speeds to please Kayden's ever-growing dick. His own cock is ramrod straight a few feet away, but his face is too busy working Kayden's to worry about himself. For now. The camera loves Ryan and every angle shows him off to good effect. After all that insatiable hard work from Ryan, it's time for Kayden to earn the sweat pouring down his body. He does that by bending Ryan over and fucking him. From the first insertion, Kayden is in deep and barely has to push his hips in order to slam hard into Ryan. He's a giant guy and if he wanted to, he could toss Ryan around the room like a rag doll. He doesn't look comfortable topping Ryan, with an awkward look and a quickly tiring rhythm, but Ryan knows how to keep a scene cooking, how to make it look like the best fuck of his life. Kayden pulls out to cum on Ryan's balls, causing a chain reaction that nets an awesome spurter from Ryan.
Big-smiling bearded cutie Chris Bines looks comfy having a snow fight with Jimmy Durano, but something tells me they will look far more comfortable inside. They toss snow around and Chris tries to make a snow angel and nature looks beautiful, but when they kiss, one worries too much snow will melt and cause an avalanche. Go inside and get naked, boys! Jimmy has to be taken out of the one last one-piece Long Johns still left in the continental United States, while tattooed fuzzy Chris is already shirtless. Chris attacks Jimmy's nipples first, slowly going down to Jimmy's perfect abs and then to the dreamy cock. Chris puts a truly wonderful effort into sucking Jimmy. He's methodical, he has the right amount of spit, his hand is there to assist and that sweet mouth opens as wide as it can. At times, he fights hard and gets damn close to deep-throating Jimmy, but being able to take even half is like taking all of most people. The best sucking is shown when the camera is underneath. That's when Chris really goes for broke and nails it best. Jimmy, who has probably the hottest unexplored ass in porn today, certainly knows his way around a rimjob, and Chris has a fuzzy ass that could not be more lickable. It looked great in pants and looks greater out of them. Jimmy sticks his tongue in deep and gets the whole area very wet. Then he starts with the fingers and Chris is still game. When Jimmy sends his cock in, there is no warm-up. He's lusty and wants inside that tight pert little butt and damn it if he doesn't get himself all tucked in there. From there, he's in control. He tightens his abs and ass and uses an easy power to keep Chris' ass full. Chris' moaning is a clue that he's enjoying himself, but the increasingly openness of his ass hole is better proof. Once again, close-ups are a good scene's friend. To watch the full enormity of Jimmy's cock dart fully in and out of Chris' furry hole is the best vantage point in the scene. When Chris takes it on his back, not only is his hole at its most welcoming, but Chris seems even more exciting watching it happen, reaching for any of Jimmy's body parts he can grab. Jimmy has a giant explosion on Chris neck and beard. Chris spews big too and they mack Jimmy's load around their mouths as the movie ends.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; DVD+ scenes (Hal Rockland and Danny Somers from "The Other Side of Aspen III," Ken Ryker and Jake Andrews from "The Other Side of Aspen IV" and Tony Bravo, Kurt Marshall and Giorgio Canali from "The Other Side of Aspen II"); trailers ("Bucks County 2: Road to Temptation," "Plays Together," "California Dreamin' 1," "California Dreamin' 2" and "Best Buddies"); and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***